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CSO V: Carry Sh*t Olympics

Portland's cargo bike racing weekend returns for year five — a 24-hour scavenger-style challenge plus Friday mini-games like slingshot biathlon and slow races.

Schedule Sep 25-26, 2026 7:00 PM
Location Abernathy School Gazebo, 1458 SE Birch Street, Portland Portland, US
Organizer Zack P.B.

The vibe

Cargo bikes, games, 24 hours

CSO — Carry Sh*t Olympics — is back for its fifth year, and it’s exactly what it sounds like: a cargo bike competition built around hauling stuff creatively over 24 hours. Riders complete a manifest of tasks across multiple cargo-bike categories, turning grocery runs and errand logic into a genuine sport.

Friday night kicks things off with mini-games at Ladd Circle Park — Slingshot Biathlon, Slow Race, and other events that reward bike-handling skill over raw speed. It’s silly by design, but there’s real cargo-bike community pride underneath the jokes.

If you’ve got a cargo bike, a bakfiets, or even just a rack and some bungee cords, this is the weekend Portland’s hauling culture gets to show off.

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